By Shad Getz

Oh, the irony. When men use steroids their balls shrink. When women use steroids, they start growing a little baby dick. On first thought, having a huge clit like a classic example of cutting the baby in half; and everybody knows when you cut the baby in half nobody wins. Too small to be dick, too easy to find to be a clitoris, what I’m talking about is more akin to, a micropenis, a pink stalactite that hangs betwixt the labia of a steroid-inflated vagina-cave. But we’re not pimple-faced 15 year olds, single-mindedly attacking the clit because we don’t know anything else, no; we’re well-adjusted, sexually seasoned adults and know that to have clitoral-tunnel vision is to lose the forest for the trees.

These female bodybuilders/erotic actresses have spent their lives so far, and probably compromised a few years on the back end, in pursuit of the their own vision of the perfect body, so I suppose I owe it to them to talk about something other than their clits for a minute. Fortunately America’s least child-friendly playground, the Internet, is crawling with female bodybuilders (FBB’s)-cum-erotic actresses, who have converted their ‘roid rage into sexual energy and are taking it out on the nearest pencil-necked sissy-boys they can find. Simply put, these gals fuck back.

It is, at first, a bit uncanny to see a rippling six-pack and a bulging vein running down the forehead of the person getting fucked. You really can’t have this conversation without mentioning that a fixation on muscle-bound women with overgrown genitals might be, in a way, sort of “gay”, which while probably true is hardly an exhaustive explanation. You’ll find that in the field of FBB-on-male vids there is a higher than average amount of non-S&M femdom, aggressive facesitting, chokesex and with Amber Steel, the vertical 69, which could easily be dismissed as a joke if it weren’t so real.

These videos, while vastly less popular, exist as a kind of inversion the abundance of BBC’s skewering ninety-pound Asians floating around in that they speak to the same desire, or spring from similar subconscious motivations. Each one hinges on a fixation between disparities, a joint micro- and macrophilia, although with drastically different results than typical big-dick/tiny-bitch clips. With FBBs there is a unique reversal of both S&M and standard power dynamics. First of all, it naturalizes female powerplay by getting rid of the chains, and then it switches up the conventional blowjob paradigm once the person giving it is very much in charge.

The other dominant strain of FBB porn pairs FBB’s with MBB’s and is pretty much just two very muscular people fucking, usually it’s in a weight room and at least one of them is wearing a bandana.
People that watch this are probably, well, into muscles as the ideal body type for both men and women and it’s not unreasonable to assume that in real life bodybuilders tend to primarily fuck other bodybuilders. But there is something more that comes from FBBs liking MBB’s and extends to the rest of the normal population jacking off to them at home – the desire to have sex with, if not one’s self, somebody that looks like you, a narcissistic fulfillment that circumvents all the complications arising from doing the gay stuff. For the guys, I suggest testing it out at home – jack off to some FBB’s, then, as soon as you can, jack off again in front of a mirror while watching yourself and tell me which one is better.

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